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[grand_finale]

WHO: Uruk, and whoever they might meet!
WHERE: The border of Aristophanes and Uruk!
OPEN/CLOSED: OPEN!
WHEN: Day 1, Afternoon-ish.

[Around the afternoon of the first day, a trio of Uruks crossed the Uruk/Aristophanes border.]

[The leader(?), a small pink-haired girl, carries a metal rod in her hand. She's flanked by a short blue-haired fellow and another woman.]

All right... let's find out what their resource is.


[OOC: Hi Aristophanes! Some Uruks coming into your territory. If anyone might feasibly be around (Aristophanes or not) they might see them, either entering or poking around.

They're doing recon, so if no one appears, they'll look around and eventually leave. (Maybe after snagging some clothes? :|a Or, the map implies they might run into the Aristophanes theater first...)

Of course if anyone else on another team could concoct a reason to be there too, that's fine too.]

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

[not wearing hot pants (thankfully) but making up for it in vests]

If you guys had let us know you were coming by, we could've put out the welcome mat.

[grand_finale]

So we could step all over it?

[unexpectedboner]

You're stepping all over the place anyway. You could at least wipe your feet.

[grand_finale]

[laughs] Clever reply, I'll give you that!

Anyway, like we've told your Prime, this isn't an invasion, so relax, Aristophanes.

[unexpectedboner]

What part of me doesn't look relaxed? Just didn't expect to see you guys so soon, is all. What's the occasion? Home just that boring?

[grand_finale]

Sure is! Maybe you'd like to help me shake things up a little?

[unexpectedboner]

What type of shaking are you talking about?

[grand_finale]

Go ahead, throw the first punch.

[unexpectedboner]

...At who? Is there some sort of contest going on?

[grand_finale]

... [yeah, L-A-U-G-H-I-N-G~]

[unexpectedboner]

...You are one strange duck.

[closeencounters]

If you show us where you live we'll make sure to knock next time.

[unexpectedboner]

Call me old-fashioned, but I'd never take home a lady without even knowing her name, miss...

[closeencounters]

Queen the Beautiful.

[unexpectedboner]

A fitting title. Should I assume you're the prime?

[closeencounters]

I won't stop you.

What should I call you?

[sealedlips]

Are you saying it's too late for you to welcome us now?

[unexpectedboner]

Welcome time is strictly until 3. You'll have to try again tomorrow for proper welcoming to happen.

[sealedlips]

Of course. I can tell you're very busy.

[ glances around to where all of aristophanes seems to really only be there to pay attention to Uruk ]

[unexpectedboner]

[shh shh pay no attention to the teammates behind the curtain]

We try. What's the occasion? If you guys want to borrow some sugar, I'm pretty sure we're all out.

[sealedlips]

[ . . . what's sugar tho. ignoring that. ]

Not borrow. Surely you heard Mother's commandments?

[unexpectedboner]

Wasn't there something about sneaking? Though if we all found you, obviously that didn't go so well...

[sealedlips]

Trading. If we walked in and didn't find one of you, then you could say that.

[unexpectedboner]

That seems doable at least. What have you got to offer?

[sealedlips]

Are you also a governess?