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[grand_finale]

WHO: Uruk, and whoever they might meet!
WHERE: The border of Aristophanes and Uruk!
OPEN/CLOSED: OPEN!
WHEN: Day 1, Afternoon-ish.

[Around the afternoon of the first day, a trio of Uruks crossed the Uruk/Aristophanes border.]

[The leader(?), a small pink-haired girl, carries a metal rod in her hand. She's flanked by a short blue-haired fellow and another woman.]

All right... let's find out what their resource is.


[OOC: Hi Aristophanes! Some Uruks coming into your territory. If anyone might feasibly be around (Aristophanes or not) they might see them, either entering or poking around.

They're doing recon, so if no one appears, they'll look around and eventually leave. (Maybe after snagging some clothes? :|a Or, the map implies they might run into the Aristophanes theater first...)

Of course if anyone else on another team could concoct a reason to be there too, that's fine too.]

Comments

[unexpectedboner]

...At who? Is there some sort of contest going on?

[grand_finale]

... [yeah, L-A-U-G-H-I-N-G~]

[unexpectedboner]

...You are one strange duck.

[grand_finale]

Don't push it. You're lucky we haven't stepped on you instead.

[unexpectedboner]

I don't see how it is pushing it to state the true fact that you are kind of a weirdo. I guess it can be endearing to the right person.

[grand_finale]

I'd say the same about you--

Though swap out 'weirdo' for 'idiot'.

[unexpectedboner]

Hey...

[unexpectedboner]

...So, you're saying you find me endearing?

[grand_finale]

No, you're annoying as hell.

[unexpectedboner]

Two sides of the same coin.

So did you guys just come by for mild flirting and being sociable or was there something you're actually after?

[grand_finale]

Your clothes, obviously.

[pause]

...By the way, get your mind out of the gutter.

[unexpectedboner]

I didn't say a single word about how you blatantly want me for just one thing.

[grand_finale]

And what a thing it is.

[unexpectedboner]

It is a thing I can freely obtain. Though I'm not sure if I can freely give it. A boy's gotta have standards, you know.

[grand_finale]

No, I really don't.

What are you anyway? Aristophanes' personal clown?

[unexpectedboner]

Keeping spirits up is an important job, don't knock it. I mean, how do you think some people ever get talked to twice?

[grand_finale]

What the hell is that? Some sort of riddle?

[unexpectedboner]

...Yes. If you can solve it, you get a fabulous prize!

[grand_finale]

Pass!

[unexpectedboner]

Hadn't thought you'd be the type to give up so easy.

[grand_finale]

I'm not a giving person.

[unexpectedboner]

Really? And listening to you, I could only imagine what a kind and generous person you must be at every opportunity.

[grand_finale]

What is this? --You trying to teach me something?

[unexpectedboner]

Nah, I doubt I have that kind of time. I'm hoping at get at least one other thing done this year.

[grand_finale]

... Hmph.

Sounds like you'll have trouble getting anything done this year.