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WHO: Uruk, and whoever they might meet!
WHERE: The border of Aristophanes and Uruk!
OPEN/CLOSED: OPEN!
WHEN: Day 1, Afternoon-ish.

[Around the afternoon of the first day, a trio of Uruks crossed the Uruk/Aristophanes border.]

[The leader(?), a small pink-haired girl, carries a metal rod in her hand. She's flanked by a short blue-haired fellow and another woman.]

All right... let's find out what their resource is.

[OOC: Hi Aristophanes! Some Uruks coming into your territory. If anyone might feasibly be around (Aristophanes or not) they might see them, either entering or poking around.

They're doing recon, so if no one appears, they'll look around and eventually leave. (Maybe after snagging some clothes? :|a Or, the map implies they might run into the Aristophanes theater first...)

Of course if anyone else on another team could concoct a reason to be there too, that's fine too.]

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Ah, of course. I was going to ask how you intended to guarantee our safety when we visited, that answers that quite nicely.

The baths would be a rare luxury, then? You'd hardly want to have to escort us back and forth once a day, I'm sure.

So we could step all over it?

If you show us where you live we'll make sure to knock next time.

If that's what it takes, that's what it takes. Of course, it depends entirely on what you're willing to give us in exchange.

Maybe we should set aside a little time tomorrow? To hash out exact terms, that is. Maybe give one or two of you a taste.

You're stepping all over the place anyway. You could at least wipe your feet.

Call me old-fashioned, but I'd never take home a lady without even knowing her name, miss...

[laughs] Clever reply, I'll give you that!

Anyway, like we've told your Prime, this isn't an invasion, so relax, Aristophanes.

That seems reasonable enough. Why don't we meet at the Pearl? We'll bring a sample of Aristophanes' finest... and if you have anything portable to trade, perhaps you could bring some as well.

[aside]

It all seems to be in good faith, at least for now.

What part of me doesn't look relaxed? Just didn't expect to see you guys so soon, is all. What's the occasion? Home just that boring?

Sure is! Maybe you'd like to help me shake things up a little?

Through the Pearl? Don't be silly, we'll just meet at our border.

I'll see what I can do, but shampoo isn't much use when you don't have enough water to wash it with, is it?

What type of shaking are you talking about?

Go ahead, throw the first punch.

I suppose that's neutral enough. Shall we say noon tomorrow?

Though you do have a point... but still, it would be nice to have our own supplies to use.

...At who? Is there some sort of contest going on?

Perfect.

Tell you what, you come by tomorrow at noon, with your Champion if it'll make you feel safe, and I'll see if we can't arrange you to make personal use of the bath and maybe take home a soap or two. Y'know, like a souvenir. Assuming everything works out, we'll set up regular terms then.

In exchange... I think everyone on Uruk would appreciate a little something. Like, say, hats. That's small enough for a warm-up trade, isn't it?

... [yeah, L-A-U-G-H-I-N-G~]

It sounds perfectly reasonable. As the Governess of Aristophanes, I'm willing to make that trade.

...You are one strange duck.

Are you saying it's too late for you to welcome us now?

Welcome time is strictly until 3. You'll have to try again tomorrow for proper welcoming to happen.

Great. As the... well, Champion-- of Uruk, I'll acknowledge it and ensure we uphold our end.

--Also, just so we're clear, at least one of those hats should be really tall. I'm talking like an extra foot of height, at least. [holds her hand more than a foot above her head, in example]

Don't push it. You're lucky we haven't stepped on you instead.

I don't see how it is pushing it to state the true fact that you are kind of a weirdo. I guess it can be endearing to the right person.

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